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Reviews, promos, more chances at free stuff and finding the perfect man!

This week the tour rolls along as we pay a visit to YA Bookish News for today’s PROMO. Tomorrow My Cozie Corner reviews Heroes and Hearts and Words I Write Crazy hosts another giveaway on Friday for a $25 Amazon Gift Card and a copy of my Heroes and Hearts eBook.

Why, this isn’t creepy at all!

What’s your idea of the perfect man? Is he warm and cuddly? Do you prefer the soft silent type? Do you like a man who’s a bit flexible? Well you’re in luck for the good people of Holland have developed My Knitted Boyfriend! There are two sizes, Artur and Steve, that you can accessorize with items like a knitted mustache, glasses, a watch, bow tie or tattoos. You even get a book that gives you ideas about what to do with the man of your dreams once you’ve created him.

“My Knitted Boyfriend is a cushion with a story. A cushion with a personality. A cushion to kiss! Or, well… to cuddle, to caress, to hug, and to smile with. Because this man is always happy. He likes to sit on your floor, on your couch or at you dinner table. But most of all he likes to lay down next to you in bed. With your head on his chest and his arms wrapped around you. This way you will never feel alone ever again. With this man you can be sure, he will never leave you.”

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